Blogelstein!

On the end of the night

• H: I'm going home.
• B: No! Go for bagels with us. BAGELS.
• H: No, I'm going home.
• B: You want a bagel. [He gently apprehends a passerby] Tell her she wants to eat a bagel.
• Passerby: What? A bagel?
• B: Tell her to eat a bagel!
• Passerby [looking worried]: Bagel? You want her to eat a bagel?!
• B: You know, a round Jewish pastry.
• Passerby: Oh. OH. I thought you meant a dog.